Ricardo left this morning with an admonishment. He said, "Be sure to eat something other than Special K and popcorn." He wasn't joking either.
You see I am on my own for two glorious days. And during that time I will probably eat only popcorn and Special K. The Kid is in our illustrious capital and will then be making his stately progress to a historically important city in the northeast of our country to spend time with my mother. Ricardo is working. And I am alone.
And I will probably not cook the whole time they are gone. And that even means toasting (but not mixing Lipton's Onion Soup mix dip, or air popping the popcorn).
So my question is, if I put strawberries on the Special K, eat onion soup mix dip, and whoppers, does this mean I have fulfilled my promise?
So much for thinking I'm going to the gym this week. Fuck that shit. I'm going to bed!
